Adultescent, n.
A twenty-something who . . .
Which is the best definition?
1. Does not live with his parents but still refers to their house as "home"
2. Is not and has not been married
3. Does not work at a long-term job
4. Likes "The Simpsons," "Family Guy," and "World of Warcraft"
5. Is the offspring of yuppies
6. Knows the relative trade-offs between an X-box and Playstation
7. Was either a business or creative-writing major in college
8. Likes the same Things That White People Like
9. Takes his/her boyfriend/girlfriend to an album release party for the first date
10. Favors the bong and pipe over the cigar or cigarette.
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