Six Word Autobiography

For one of my classes, I was asked to write my autobiography in six words. Here's the one that I ended up reading to the class:

Couldn't read; became an English major.

But I wrote another that may have been more appropriate:

Proletarian, non-Marxist elitist with traditional streak.

But the one that may have been the best of all is:

Can't write, but I haven't left.